The PLATFORM BED

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  • The Airplane Platform Bed

    8/18/11 • (0)

    Now this is more like it! Shiny and huge and with a sexy girl dressed as a pilot cum stewardess. The proportions are comic, the overall size is ridiculous, aluminum is cold as hell in winter and red satin look seriously grungy. Other than that, this platform bed is genius!

  • The Floating Platform Bed

    8/18/11 • (0)

    Pictures like this intrique me. I have no idea who did it or why, but the going to the trouble to stage it is admirable and mysterious, especially since there is some text at the bottom you can’t read. Does this person really love beds? Is it a commercial? Is it dream inspired? Are you [...]

  • What is happening here?

    6/30/11 • (0)

    Is this for real? The view is spectacular, the glass is disorienting. It better be in Iceland or the Falklands or you will cook like youse in a convection oven. Are the curtains in the back? For real? This is what happens when you combine too much money with exhibitionist personalities. It’s like looking through [...]

  • Round Platform Bed in a Turkish Athletic Center

    5/26/11 • (0)

    What the hell is this. While I find the smell of chlorine as awesome for inducing sleep and as sexy as the next person, why would you put your platform bed in the middle of a swimming pool? I know you can’t answer that. I can. You are afraid of fire. At any hour of [...]

  • This Platform Bed Green Enough?

    5/05/11 • (0)

    My goodness. The problem is using trees for useless pieces of furniture is not a green practice by nature. Planting grass on it just means the wood will rot faster making you buy ANOTHER one. That is the real issue. Responsible consuming. Everyone needs a certain amount of crap. Problem is that generally people have [...]

  • Worst Platform Bed on Earth

    4/07/11 • (0)

    That isn’t a joke and it’s not from a design prospective. It is just that the world is ugly. I want you to stop for a minute and take a look at this…Makes you feel pretty lucky doesn’t it you misguided and selfish monsters?  And now back to the more important subject at hand…platform beds?

  • WTF Platform? Bed? Mattress?

    1/31/11 • (0)

    I have to assume this is one of those art projects showing the ebb and flow of sleep and how it shifts shapes like water. WTF. Looks like…like…WTF.

  • Platform Bed for The Boy In the Bubble

    10/19/10 • (0)

    See Platform beds are for everyone. Even the boy in the bubble. Although this really looks like a bed with a boxspring (not a platform bed) on the floor. I couldn’t resist. WTF is it? A hermitically sealed naturephobic theraputic chamber? It’s weird. Is that a plate?

  • Platform Bed… Get In My Belly!

    9/21/10 • (0)

    I shouldn’t pick on students. But I am going to. This entire building, including the platform bed was built by some students some where. I had the link but lost it, it was the “fab house” or something equally unfab. I wish I han’d lost the link because you could see what happens when you [...]

  • Saggy Baggy Italian Platform Bed

    9/02/10 • (0)

    Now this is a unique platform bed. I am not saying I like it, but it is pushing the bounds! So a huge floppy perimeter of foam….good idea? I don’t know but I doubt it. It does somehow seem appealing to me against all my more utilitarian instincts. It is from the good people of [...]